Newt Gingrich's Famous
Grape Salad Recipe^™†

Once classified by the U.S. government, Newt Gingrich's famous grape salad recipe was finally released to the public!

Craving a delicious home-made grape salad? Look no further! Whether you are planning a party or just chilling with your homies, this grape salad recipe is sure to rock the House!

Let's go!

Ingredients

• 4 lbs of seedless grapes. Choose any color you like or mix it up!
• 1 cup of sour cream. Make sure it's not expired!
• 1 cup of cream cheese. Or just purée some cottage cheese!
• ¼ cup of pecans. Almonds are cool too!
• ¼ cup of white sugar. None of that powdered shit, just granulated!
• ¼ cup of brown sugar. Or, mix 1 cup of white sugar and 3 tbsp molasses.
• 1 tsp of vanilla extract or to taste.

Preparation

Prep time: 15 min.

1. Wash the grapes. You don't want food poisoning, trust me.
2. Cut the grapes. Just like I cut welfare!
3. Mix the sour cream, cream cheese, white sugar and vanilla by hand together in a bowl.
4. Add the grapes to the bowl and mix it up.
5. Mix the pecans and brown sugar in another bowl.
6. Transfer to a serving bowl and sprinkle the pecans over the grapes.
7. Refridgerate the salad. You don't want a lukewarm salad!

Simple as that! Enjoy your salad!